The Cannibal Service

The Cannibal Service

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The side of tumblr that thinks it can save the world? Yeah, I don’t want to know anymore.


MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

Anonymous asked: NO BUT YOU AND IDONTFINDYOUTHATINTERESTING ARE THE PERFECT SHIP HEAR ME OUT. She is an intellectual fannibal that runs her blog like a business. You are a crazy person who we all love a lot but are also scared of. You would have so many adventures and situations. I know nbchannibal follows you. Make this a tv show nbchannibal.


Yeah but what would the show be called? 

like if this is a pitch for a show its not even a good pitch 

whats your angle? what demographics are you gonna hit? who are you trying to sell this to? whose gonna buy it?  


Make the damn show!